{"type":"general","setup":"Why can't bicycles stand on their own?","punchline":"They are two tired","id":5}
{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the cookie cry?","punchline":"It was feeling crumby.","id":321}
{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
{"fact":"A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime.","length":114}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?","punchline":"Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.","id":291}
{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
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Rowley is an industrial area in Tooele County, Utah, United States. Rowley sits on the western shore of the Great Salt Lake, approximately 15 miles north of I-80, Exit 77, serving Timpie/Rowley Junction.
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